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You want the latest technologies, the highest download speeds, and the least amount of lip-moistening latency. You don’t want to moisturize your chapped lips with just any old balm. It’s the soda that floated O mega Mart to the top of the caffeinated, caramel-colored, high-fructose-corn-syrup-based carbonated beverage pyramid to lord over all other colas. It’s the soft drink that unofficially ended the cola wars. As a deodorant that’s both an antiperspirant AND an antidepressant, Omega Mart’s Whale Song will bring more than a krill’s worth of peace to your heart … for about 12 hours, then reapply. The most stressful and anxious of times call for a little extra swipe of peace. Discover earth’s finest natural treasure trove with BOG, the liveliest water you’ll ever drink! Photo by Brandon Soder 5) Whale Song What you want is a water that is not only still, it’s naturally stagnant and bottled right near the source. It tastes strangely like lemonade … no kidding! Photo by Brandon Soder 4) BOG WaterĮnough with the sparkling waters already. Tired of not feeling good about where your goat pus came from? Omega Mart knows that America thirsts for a cruelty-free, alternative pus for the rest of us! Casein point: Vegas Goat Pus. If there’s one thing that everybody knows about kids, it’s that they love root vegetables! Now you can stop searching through lil’ Suzy’s toy chest for tonight’s stir fry ingredients and give her a cuddly Daikon Pal that’s bendable, squeezable, and totally rad-ish! Photo by Brandon Soder 3) Vegan Goat Pus Like any other butter spray, it’s meant to infuse your linens with the intoxicating aroma of butter, or to cut through unpleasant odors like a knife through butter, but for real … who told you this was butter? Photo by Brandon Soder 2) Daikon Pals Omega Mart’s signature “home freshening spray” will make your whole world smell good enough to eat, but seriously, don’t eat it. Need a little help with your shopping list? These 10 Omega Mart products will give you a little taste of what’s in-store! Photo by Brandon Soderġ) Who Told You This Was Butter? (Do Not Eat!) While you can purchase all of your essentials in person at Omega Mart, we’ll ALSO be making a significant selection of Omega Mart products available through our online shop ! Unfortunately, it might be a little late (and impractical) to get your Romantic Dinner in a Can for Valentine’s Day, but you will finally be able to experience the hype around Vegan Goat Pus.
Or, maybe you’re super excited to soak up groundbreaking, unpredictable, mind-bending art, BUT … you just won’t be able to make the trip as soon as you’d like. Maybe you’ve not only prepared for your visit to our newest interactive experience, but you’ve also mapped out a plan to make the most of your time in Las Vegas at AREA15. So, maybe you already bought tickets to Meow Wolf’s Omega Mart. You can enjoy extraordinary products from America’s most exceptional grocery store at home! Not able to make it to Omega Mart to do your shopping? Don’t fret. 10 Omega Mart Products You Don’t Wanna Miss
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